Survey, This should tell you everything you need to know about me.

• 1) Have you read the twilight series or the Sookie Stackhouse series? Yes, both series’ except the last books
• 1A) If you have read the books listed above did you complete the series? If not what number are you up to? I have read all except Breaking Dawn, and the final Sookie book
• 1B) Who are your favorite characters? I enjoy Eric in the Sookie series, and Rosalie in Twlight
• 2) What do you like and dislike about Valentine’s Day? I believe that Valentines Day is a way for men to cheat at telling us how they feel, wither they really feel that way or not, it is as if they are “expected” to buy us flowers, etc. I much prefer a random handful of “weeds” any time of year to a dozen of commercial red roses on V-Day.
• If you were a hot dog , would you eat yourself? I prefer my hot dogs burnt, also considering what is in a hot dog, I don’t want to think of myself that way so no
• Kennedy Assassination – conspiracy or did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone? I was not alive at this time, however who ever acts alone, conspiracy
• Did you like Jurassic Park III? – if yes, you must explain why. I’m not sure which is the 3rd one, I believe I have seen all of them, however they are all the same, Dinosaurs chasing screaming humans
• Do you like GUC & Cleolinda? I have heard of them, however have not read much of what they wrote, so I can’t say one way or the other
• How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depends, on your patience, why lick, just bite
• Did you witness Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch? I witnessed the reruns of it
• Do you consider bowling a sport? No
• Do you know what “FPS” stands for? (note: contrary to popular belief, it is not “Free Patrick Stewart”) my curiosity is peaked someone please tell me
• Speaking of Patrick Stewart, what is your favorite Star Trek series? None
  
• Which Buffy character do you identify with? Anya, and Spike
  
• Did you want Joey to end up with Pacey or Dawson? Pacey, he is cuter
  
• What color is your hair? Black with some red and gray
  
• Do you find Howard Stern offensive? He doesn’t bother me
  
• How many chucks would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? IDK, How many?
  
• Do you have a favorite “indie-dyer”? If so, who? Nope
  
• Do you use hand-knit dishcloths? Yes
  
• What new technique would you like to try? (dye yarn, felting, lace, socks, etc.) I am fascinated by lace shawls, however can’t bring myself to finish them
  
• Do you know what Sparkle Motion is? Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
  
• Do you like Starbucks? Like an addiction
  
• Do you eat fast food? If yes, what is your favorite? Yes, though I don’t have a favorite
  
• Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi w/ lemon
  
• tea or coffee ? or hot chocolate ? Coffee w/ hot chocolate mix in it
  
• Do you wear hand-knit items? If yes, what is your favorite? Yes, socks, scarfs, hats
  
• Do you have any favorite Etsy shops? Too Many to name and don’t enough money to shop
  
• What is one pattern you love, but would never make for yourself? IDK
  
• What are your feelings on stalking RPattz? The Jury is Dileberating.
  
• Do you like Harry Potter? The Movies
  
• What is your favorite non-Twilight book? Laurell K. Hamilton, Kim Harrison, etc
  
• Did you read the leaked copy of the movie script? No
  
• Did you read Midnight Sun? No
  
• Have you read all four published books? (Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn) As previously answered No
  
• What is your favorite song? Depends on my mood
  
• What is your favorite band? Nickleback
  
• Are there any celebrities you would like to meet? Who/Why? None for I fear they wouldn’t meet my expectations
  
• Do you like Green Eggs & Ham? Who with children does not?
  
• Are you a monogamous knitter? Or a WIP-Hoor? WIP-Hoor most defiantly
  
• Have you listened to RPattz musicality over at YouTube? No, I have not time for that
  
• What is your favorite TV show? NCIS currently, with many other set to record daily
  
• Who would win in a duel? Edward Cullen or Harry Potter? explain your answer. Edward like someone else has mentioned Harry doesn’t do well on his own
  
• Have you seen Meet the Feebles? (and will you admit it, if you did??) No
  
• VanHalen - Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth? Both have their advantages
  
• Are there any non-knit/crochet crafts you enjoy? Spinning and weaving
  
• Why is the rum always gone? Because someone has always drank it
  
• What is the secret of life? You make yourself happy
  
• If you could fight anyone in the world, dead or alive, who would it be? I’m a lover not a fighter, though there are times when my sister comes close to someone I would like to fight.
  
• Explain the complex theoretical problems of the Babble Fish. I am unsure
  
• What was your favorite childhood outfit? My hand-smocked Panda Dress
  
• If you’re riding in the car late at night with the windows down, what cd is playing on the stereo? Nickleback
  
• If you were on a deserted island and had only one skein of yarn, which would it be? Whatever project I am currently working on hopefully
  
• If you could have lunch with any fictional character, who would it be (movies, books, or tv)? The Jury is out to lunch.
  
• If your life were a television program, would it be a half-hour sitcom or a one hour drama? What would be the title of said show? One hour,
  
• Do you know how to pronounce Clapotis correctly? Does anyone?
  
• If they made a movie of your life, which actor would you want to play you? Myself, who could do it better?
  
• What one superhero power would you want and why? Mind reading
  
• What was the best job you ever had? The worst? The weirdest? The best, being a Mom, The worst Being a mom, the Weirdest being a mom
  
• Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? If so, what is it? I sleep with my son and his floppy eared rabbit
  
• Describe your style in one word. eclectic
  
• You randomly walk into a bookstore on a whim & buy a book. It’s most likely a _____________(fill in genre here) Vampire, Knitting-they should do a book about a vampire that knits
  
• If you were a vegetarian vampire what kind of animal do you think you would most likely enjoy hunting and why? Cute fluffy bunnys, because there are plenty of them
  
• Which animal would you not want to hunt? Anything bigger than me
  
• If you had to be one Twilight Saga Character (except: Bella, Jacob & Edward) Rosalie
  
• If you were a vampire what special power would you want to have? Mind Reading
  
• What age would you like to be if you were change to a vampire? 25
  
• Would you want to be vampire or werewolf? If werewolf which pack? Vampire, I don’t like the sunlight anyway
  
• What vehicle would you like to own? Expedition
  
• If you were Bella what would be your ideal first date? She is unfit to date
  
• Do you collect anything? Anything sparkly and shiny, oh yeah and yarn
  
• What’s your favorite smell? Least favorite? I don’t like anything sweet smelling-like vanilla, etc.
  
• What’s your living situation? Live with parents? In a dorm? Apartment? House? I live in a house, with my son, our dog and cat
  
• What do you do in your leisure time? Apparently surveys like this. Good thing I don’t have much of it
  
• What do you like to do on weekends? Sleep, but don’t get to do much of that either
  
• What is the strangest thing you’d wear on your head? Nothing, I don’t like anything on my head but hair
  
• If you were to fill the sun with rats, how many rats would you need? None